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  • Don't Call Me Mum

  • A Mother's Story About Being Pushed to the Brink
  • By: Maria Frankland
  • Narrated by: Miranda Virdaeus
  • Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (16 ratings)

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Don't Call Me Mum

By: Maria Frankland
Narrated by: Miranda Virdaeus
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Summary

Becoming Tom’s mum had always robbed me of the chance to sleep, and here I was, fifteen years on, alone in the dead of night, longing to be able to rest like everyone else.

When I saw the thin blue line on my pregnancy test, I dared to hope for a future of blissful motherhood.

From his very first night in the world, Tom did not sleep. By the time he was six months old, I was a single parent and almost maddened with tiredness.

At ten months, Tom could walk and became a real force of nature, leaving a trail of destruction behind him. Nobody could believe how overactive and naughty he was and I became accustomed to regular finger-pointing and blame.

Increasingly ostracised by friends and other mums, I dragged my son to every professional known to man, to no avail. Over the years, we were outcasts in every situation, school, party, outing, journey, etc, and as he grew, so did the severity of the behaviour.

Ritalin was in its infancy, attitudes were directed towards blaming the parents and schools preferred to exclude rather than to help.

Tom’s hyperactivity gave way to teenage delinquency and as he went through his teens, I was terrified that he’d finish up in prison or dead as a result of the choices he was making.

In the end, the only agency that really helped and supported us was The Youth Offending Team and I’ll always question why it ever had to get to that stage.

This is my story and I hope that as a result of telling it, I help other parents struggling with a similar daily and relentless battle to what I had.

As you listen, remember - you are not alone.

©2019 Maria Frankland (P)2020 Maria Frankland
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good to listen

so pleased he got there in the end, his poor, poor mother cant impressed how my heart broke for her x

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Desperately Needs a British Narrator

The plot is really good, it's left me infuriated at this poor woman's desperation and lack of understanding from others, the author has either researched this greatly or goes from personal experience but its very convincing.

The one issue I have is the narrator; the reading is often monotonous and grating, it's written in English (Yorkshire) dialect - and the author, possibly Canadian or American, has completely missed the tone and is clearly unfamiliar with the sayings so it becomes very jarring. Completely miscast, and almost put me off continuing.

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Great story ruined by the narration

This was an amazing story ruined by the narration in an American accent for a story clearly with English characters in Yorkshire! Ludicrous. Imagine if it were reversed and a Yorkshire accent used to narrate characters who are supposed to speak in a standard American accent!

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completely gripping.

how did this mother cope with everything she had to. hope the people who are willing to juge take time to read this young woman story

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Enlightening

This book had me gripped i was interested as so many people are judged I often say don’t judge unless you have walked the same steps lived the experience this is a great example of the judgment of other!

My only criticism is the narrative it’s set in the UK so why not use a english accent? I found it a bit robotic and monotone

Otherwise a must listen or read

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A voice for many parents

Knowing a friend who has gone through this exact experience (without the drugs thankfully) I sympathise with the lack of support and think it is inspiring the author had the courage to share her story to benefit other parents

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brilliant book

this was a very emotional story of a mums struggle with a son with Lot's of issues I would defiantly recommend

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Terrible narration.

Set in the UK but narrated by a Canadian going by the accent. Makes it annoying to listen to so spoiled what may have been a more enjoyable book.

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