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Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
- Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
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Summary
Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn't question the game master, and you shouldn't make fun of his cape.
One minute, they're drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they're in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.
Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian's ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he's carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.
Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn't even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.
It's fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don't really exist.
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- rasmus
- 22-12-16
Occasionally funny and very uneventful
The humor consisted mostly of "your mom" jokes and profanity.
Almost nothing happens in the story and its mostly just the characters being confused and angry with each other.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-05-17
Unpleasant banter, interesting situations
'Gay' repeatedly used as an insult reduced the joy I got from reading this book.
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- daniel
- 31-08-17
amazing
this book is amazing simply amazing worth picking up full of funny moments and leaving you wanting more and more
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- kevin
- 23-01-19
This book has had me in stitches of laughter from start to finish. I will defiantly be buying the rest in the series
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- Matt
- 10-12-17
if you like table top RPGs then you're like this.
Loved the narrator. this is definitely a story for D&D fans. found the D&D 3.5 jokes really funny.
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- Derek Gardiner McInerney
- 05-06-19
Why must you cliffhang
It ended so abruptly it startled me. Narrator 10/10, currently searching for the next book
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- PJM
- 05-03-21
Critical Failures - Book 1
Many laugh out load moments. A great read for fans of D&D and those that like to laugh at them!
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- Warren
- 10-04-18
Just fantastic
I recommend this book to anyone who is a fan of D&D. Have enjoyed every moment of the book.
Looking forward to book two.
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- Michael Spencer
- 11-12-15
crass base and full of swearing but fun regardless
this book is full of base humour, Insults, swearing, ludeness and general I'll taste humour. so it's not for those of a weak disposition. That said it is pretty funny and only a basic knowledge of table top RPG is needed to understand what is going on.
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- Tigs
- 24-01-19
Very entertaining
Anyone who has played a role playing game will find this book funny and a great time passer. The story is not meaningful or an epic tear jerker but it is not meant to be. The whole book does not take itself too seriously and skips along nicely.
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