Steve Margolis
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Steve Margolis

Science Fiction & Fantasy | Health & Wellness
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Hello. Welcome to my bio. Yeah, I know. You’ve read one sentence and you’re already bored. Join the club. I wrote this page at 3 AM in a Taco Bell parking lot. Outside of the bathroom, it’s where I do my best work. I’m guessing you reached my website by accident. No problem. Nobody comes here of their own volition. Usually a visit here requires copious amounts of alcohol, class 5 pharmaceuticals, or some type of court-ordered restitution. Occasionally, malfunctioning bots will send users to my site. It’s all good. If you don’t want to be here, simply go back to Google, and do a search for someone with talent, like JK Rowling or James Patterson. Wow! Still here? You’re quite the glutton for punishment. Ok then. Here’s a little about me: I’m old and marginally talented. And while this does qualify me, even entitle me, to my own sitcom, I don't seem to be getting the offers I deserve. Most of my lunch meetings with the movers and shakers in the entertainment industry have rarely progressed beyond the first course, and I’m usually stuck paying the check. Thank goodness for dollar-menus and early-bird specials. So, if you're feeling charitable, pick up one of my books today, and see just how badly the public school system failed me.
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