SAI: Secret Agents of the IlluminaRti

Citizens of the IlluminaRtie - people from another world who have lived on Earth for thousands of years. They are policed by Black Queen and her motley team, the SAI, who seek to keep the four factions from breaking out into all-out war without causing too much mayhem themselves. Thus, her goal is consolidating her power and reuniting with her damaged battle station, the Blackstar, in the asteroid belt. But first, she must get her new team up to speed.

With the Black Star nearly finished, the Age of the Crash is near it's end! BlogaSaurus: Beings from another dimension. They eat anything and everything, and all they say is chop, chop, grumble and growl, and crap out thorium rods. Thorium: IlluminaRti's only weakness, renders them powerless when exposed to thorium. The Blogs know this! Caesar: Leader of the monkeys now at the zoo. Has a flare for three-piece suits and gold-rimmed glasses. What shenanigans is he up to?

With the zombies dealt with and the terrible NaRti plague taken care of, and the girls training complete. The council has decided to award the team with a special dinner and award ceremony, and of course, the dinner will be catered by none other than club RATEOTU.