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In her exciting debut collection of vibrant poetry, Sheila Rajamani, born in India and transplanted to America after marrying her husband nearly sight unseen, shares her colorful life as an immigrant, mother, wife, and grandmother in the United States. Brimming with punchiness and playfulness, her heartfelt poems reveal her thoughts and emotions about living in a world unlike any other.

It was supposed to be a way to bond with my housemate Bobby - painting a room together like that - but we wound up getting closer than I ever imagined. When I tell him to undress right there so as not to drag dirt through the house, I soon realize that the two of us half-naked in one room isn’t a good combination. He seems nervous and embarrassed by my body and his own, but I quickly make him realize he has nothing to be embarrassed about.

England's Best Haunted Pubs will show you some of the best haunted pubs in the United Kingdom.

My husband, Greg, and his employee, Joshua, are out at the lodge for a weekend with plans on fishing and drinking beer, but I decide to treat Greg to an early-morning session and head on over to surprise him after their first night. I slide under the covers and find what I want, working him in my hand until he starts to get going. When I take him from my mouth and put my chest around him, I suddenly realize the man between them isn’t Greg. It’s Joshua! I’m horrified at first but undeniably turned on. Joshua is too. We can’t end it there, can we?

When Michael Mulligan and Maria Burke flee Ireland during the famine, she leaves her tyrannical husband, Nathaniel Burke, and Mulligan abandons a secret society of Irish freedom fighters. Maria dies of ship fever on Grosse Isle, Quebec. Years laster, Michael Mulligan, 80, blind, and reconciled with his son, finally returns to Ireland to buy the rotting Burke mansion and burn it to the ground. Nathaniel Burke's son and aging Irish assassins await his arrival.

I’ve invited my girlfriends round for a party, but it’s not the regular affair. The finger-buffet and cocktails are par for the course, but the selection of adult toys for sale are an added extra. We’re all in high spirits and feeling a little adventurous. When my tenant Jacob comes home, he can’t believe what he’s seen and flees to his room without a word.

For years I’d been trying to have inexperienced Tyler visit me at work, but he never seemed to appreciate the finer things in life. He finally shows up and I’m excited to give him a tour. One piece seems to take his interest and when I explain how it represents the sexuality of the artist he gets very nervous. I soon discover that Tyler’s never witnessed an orgasm and I set about showing him exactly what the artist meant! Soon I’m swallowing his hard, virginal length and I’m begging for his release!

Beside Me Always is an audiobook about grief and healing. The ten stories in this audiobook share my experiences of grief and how I embraced music once again.

An accountant by day, Mr. Rodgers spends his nights and weekends indulging in a unique passion. Traveling from neighborhood to neighborhood as an unknown entity, he uses unconventional methods to help long-suffering wives rediscover the love they once had for themselves and their husbands. Some might consider him a selfless hero, ahead of his time. The residents of Poagstown, however, have cutting-edge ideas of their own.

Draygus tries to seduce a girl working at the space center to gain access. It goes almost as planned, except he falls for her. He obtains the access he needs but, in the process, he loses the love of the girl and this means more to him than his own safety. Now a life and death struggle against Palzu's men begins as well as the much harder fight to reclaim the love he has betrayed.

Everyone tells stories on dates. Sometimes we tell these stories to make people laugh. Sometimes we tell them to make people think. Sometimes we tell them so we can increase the chances we'll see the other person naked. Paul Shirley's stories are about an adulthood spent all over the world: living in Spain, playing in the NBA, and having his heart (and spleen) broken. But they're also stories about growing up in small-town Kansas: triumphant spelling bees, catastrophic middle school dances, and a Sex Ed. class taught by his mother.

Blood isn't always thicker than water. Mason Fitzgerald recently discovered a world hidden within our own that was filled with fae, sheers, vampires, and werewolves. While his friends and family help him search for the person responsible for his parents' deaths, he discovers that someone he thought he could trust has been working against him the entire time. He's lost some of his allies, but has gained some unlikely new ones. Will Mason be able to avenge his parents' deaths, or will he lose everything and everyone he loves?

Chrissi Camden finds herself on a mysterious and spontaneous journey to the ancient King Roi, who may be able to lift her life-long and deadly curse. Unfortunately, the king calls her on this journey with not just her best friend, the intelligent Phil, but her archenemy and the rebel of their school. Together, the four make their way on a journey they never anticipated in a land much, much different than home, where a supernatural war takes place before their very eyes.

Something is living in the Earth's core, and it is kept trapped inside by the Earth's own magnetic field. It was trapped there billions of years ago before life existed on the planet. But now, as the magnetic field is failing, and the creature held inside it is threatening to escape. If it does, it can wreak havoc across the galaxy. The planet must be destroyed for the good of the galaxy. But how can one condone the destruction of the Earth if it means the genocide of the human race?

Gnomes are funny little creatures with strange habits that can be difficult for us human-folk to understand. Trust me, I should know. When one of my garden statues started talking to me, I thought I was going crazy. But as I listened, I realized I was destined to be swept into an adventure I wouldn't soon forget.

In contrast to Marlowe and Goethe, Deschauer presents a cosmology and existence that is both individual and whole, flesh and soul. Free will clashes with destiny, mortal with immortal. It aims to justify the ways of God to humankind in an existence devoid of God. Yet the inescapable construct of God, anti-God and myth are embraced by humanity in its search to find meaning within our reality.

Before Natro, Resna, and Xavor ruled the kingdom of Jacmuir they were ordinary college students navigating their senior year at Jacmuir University. Xavor watched cautiously as Natro won over the Jacmuir University student body with the promise of a legendary Homecoming costume party aimed to win Resna's heart. Xavor reluctantly helps Natro with his party plans with the pretense of finding the perfect time to tell Resna he has feelings for her.

This book sets out the secret of being content and happy. It sets out the meaning of life. It sets out the infinite possibilities available to all of us. This book is written in a way that everyone can understand without reference to people alive or dead nor requiring years of philosophical or theological study. It presents ideas that transcend social, economic and academic barriers.

Phoebe Alexis Courtland had a plan. As a paralegal studying for the bar, she decided while in Vegas for a conference she would let off some steam with her friends. When Phoebe wakes the last day of her weekend trip to Vegas, she finds one of the biggest princess cut wedding rings on her ring finger while lying on top of a naked chiseled-chest god. Phoebe remembers nothing of her drunken night of love and is determined to have the marriage annulled immediately.

In the future there is no disease. There is no war. There is no discontent. All citizens are complacent members of the Global Governance. But one summer is about to change everything. Keeva Tee just turned 15. She's about to make the trip to Monarch Camp to be imprinted with her intended life partner. But in her happy, carefree life in the Ocean Community, she hears whispers about "anomalies" - citizens who can't be imprinted. When Keeva arrives at Monarch Camp, her worst nightmare becomes a reality.