It has been a long time Costnerphiles, but not as long as it was between the filming and release of the topic of this episodes film review. This Canadian student art project was kept "in the can" for 5 years. Filmed before Fandango and Silverado, this dumpster fire was released on the heels of Bull Durham and Field of Dreams. A classic studio tactic to salvage value from obvious mistakes. It seems fitting then to have waited over a month to let you hear our review. Good luck making heads or tales of the actual movie and it is probably one you can skip...but the Costner Completionists out there will have to buy it on VHS because even Tubi stopped streaming this crap days after we watched it.

The PodCostner is on the precipice of a trip to the promised land. But before we play, we get down to the hard work of talking about one of the unsung heroes of the Costnerverse, Stephen Simmons. Costner's character in The War is every bit the conflicted hero that a Marvel comic book might portray. It is too bad then that his Achilles heel turns out to be giant boulders! What is funny about being crushed to death by falling rocks you might ask? You had better just click play and find out.

In this very special episode, the PodCostner tackles a lot of very special topics.  Thats right 90's sitcom fans, we are talking about drugs.  Crack mostly, but also alcohol.  Black or White brings us our first version of drunk Costner along with a whole heap of racial and diversity issues that we have thus far not been required to address directly.  But we will cower no longer behind our microphones.  The world needs more opinions from three middle aged white men like it needs to breath!  We are the voice of the Costnerverse and we must not shrink in the cause.  There are afterall "white saviors" that need our criticisms and alcoholisms that need our enabling.  Also Jeff brought presents!