Are you ever going to text me?

This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.

What's up Doc?
Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
It was a new, new hope.
The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode was 47 years old when recorded.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.

Arnold Palmer. Who knew?
Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.
Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.
We have dinosaurs. We can win this.
Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?
Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!
Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.
Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.

What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?
What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.

Fidelio.
Your mother sews socks that smell.
Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.
Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.
Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.
You can't win! The ghost is too strong!
Jim Kovacik does his one-man performance of Burnt Offerings.
Psycho II, who knew?
Joseph can't read, Jason can't hear, and regardless of what he says, Jim likes zombie movies.


What is more scary than taking your homecoming date to Denny's?
Which B-List Universal Monster was the "Willie Mays" of Jim's trading cards collection?



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