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Wallbanger

By: Alice Clayton
Narrated by: Heather Smith
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Summary

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...

©2013 Alice Clayton (P)2013 Simon & Schuster
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Really tried to like the book

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

No would not recommend... there is 13 hours or more of this book and after 10 hours of listening got very bored with the will they won’t they storyline
After 9 hours Of listening still no sex😐
More like a romantic novel not erotica

Would you ever listen to anything by Alice Clayton again?

Possibly

What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

The narrator is very good
The storyline drags out

If this book were a film would you go see it?

No

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My first Alice Clayton audio book and I loved it.

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes, I have recommend this book to friend because it is a great book. I wanted to share it with friends because it made me laugh.

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3-4 star book

What made the experience of listening to Wallbanger the most enjoyable?

A fair bit of the dialogue was laugh out loud funny - a bit embarrassing when you are doing you shopping

Would you listen to another book narrated by Heather Smith?

I might but i found her style a bit too slow, I enjoyed it more when i listened to it at 1.5x speed.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

no! it is far too long to listen in one go but i did listen to it over 2 days.

Any additional comments?

I found it quite easy to listen to and enjoy in a very superficial way, I did'nt especially bond with the characters but they were nice. There are no major crisis or overly emotional parts of the book (youll be in no danger of crying thats for sure) I did struggle to get through their trip to spain but then the story picks up again after that. the sex is not especially raunchy either and I quite like rude/sexy book. Overall I would describe this as a really good holiday book worthy of about 3.5 stars overall.

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So not what I expected

If you could sum up Wallbanger in three words, what would they be?

I had read a couple of reviews on this book and held off from reading it , how wrong were they I havent enjoed a book so much in ages the narrator is ace and becomes Caroline - the writer has made it so funny, poignant sensual and really interesting from start to finish really looking forward to the next book .

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Not Disappointed!! Narrator is Fabulous!

I have wanted to read this for ages, but my tbr list is ridiculous, so Audible is helping me no end!!!

Listening to this was Amazing!! I thoroughly enjoyed myself and laughed at the narrator having to 'sound out' the sex noises coming from Simon's apartment. ;-)

Really refreshing book and the relationship between Caroline and Clive is something else also.... had me in fits. I am sure that he could have a book of his own! So imagine my delight when i got to the end, seriously, what he did to the 'Tall one' i had to skip back to make sure i was hearing correctly!

Loved the search for the missing O, and damn.... when she returns, she really dolls herself up in her finest and makes sure everyone is there to notice her entrance doesn't she ;-)

"You're going to want to hold on for this!"

Can't wait to get my hands on more from Alice..

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Sexy and hilarious

OMG such a funny read
Narration by Heather Smith is perfect.
Highly recommend it
Brilliant

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so funny

great book. really well read. had me laughing at some points. keeps u very on edge.

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"LOVED IT"

Would you listen to Wallbanger again? Why?

yes & i have

What other book might you compare Wallbanger to, and why?

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Have you listened to any of Heather Smith’s other performances? How does this one compare?

yes she is brilliant

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

stranger banging on the wall

Any additional comments?

loved it........ funny

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Sickly Naration

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

The narration of this audio book was one of the most sickly,irritating I have come across. It was almost like a child try to come across as sexy, I hope no one in the us really talks like this.

What could Alice Clayton have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

Let it be narrated by a more normal, worldly adult, female

How did the narrator detract from the book?

Enormously

What character would you cut from Wallbanger?

Caroline

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Nope

Mind numbing, horrific narration, just a mess all around.
Did not finish it, and I’m a stubborn woman. I don’t think I’ve abandoned more than 10 books in my whole life.

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