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  • Vanessa Bares All

  • Frank, Funny and Fearless
  • By: Vanessa Feltz
  • Narrated by: Vanessa Feltz
  • Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (44 ratings)

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Vanessa Bares All

By: Vanessa Feltz
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Summary

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She vowed she'd never do it. She lied. Vanessa Feltz has done the unthinkable and written a joltingly honest autobiography.


You think you already know all there is to know about Vanessa? You don't know the half of it. Brace yourself for the achingly funny, deeply moving untold story: the behind the scenes lowdown on the parents who planned her wedding before she could walk, how she became the nation's second-most-famous fat person, life as the British Oprah, feuding with Madonna and Miss Piggy aboard the Big Breakfast bed, an excruciatingly public divorce, gruesome gastric band surgery, a sixteen-year skirmish with an ageing boybander and finding herself shockingly single at sixty-one.

She's spent thirty-five years in the public eye: 'Vanessa's Friends Say She's Drinking Custard!' Vanessa seizes her chance to set the record straight in this warm, witty, intensely human story. She spares no one's blushes, including her own. How could someone so clever make such cataclysmic mistakes?

Vanessa's often wrong, but always relatable. She puts the 'Oh my goodness, I can never unread that paragraph!' into celebrity autobiography.


'If you read one autobiography, make it Vanessa's!' - Alison Hammond

'Raw, honest, inspiring' - Piers Morgan


©2024 Vanessa Feltz (P)2024 Penguin Audio
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Best book I have read for a while

Really funny, honest and fabulously well written. I couldn’t wait to get back to it. I wasn’t a fan but I am now!

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Such an honest life story

I loved the book. I had no idea poor Vanessa had such troubles to content with but she has come through with flying colours

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Excellent

What an impressive woman with a very interesting life story. Definitely recommend this great audiobook

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Brilliant lady

Loved it all from start to finish, triumph over the stupid men, beautifully told, perfect

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Brilliant !

such a vocal powerhouse Vanesss does not fail to please So entertaining and funny, she is a breath of fresh air. i loved it . 😍

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The charm shines through

A person of the people, as damaged as the rest of us. Loves deeply and is deeply loved.

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Funny, insightful and entertaining

I've always enjoyed listening to Vanessa, she oozes intelligence and humour, this book didn't disappoint. I found myself listening to it constantly and finished it in a couple of days.

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What a wonderful book. Can’t recommend it highly enough.

What a wonderful book! Brave, honest, funny and warm. Which sums up Vanessa too. I loved it.

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Riotous and riveting

I loved this romp through Vanessa’s to date life so much. Eloquent, articulate and incredibly candid - I was rapt throughout. I can’t fathom why she’s been so unlucky in love as anyone would be lucky to have her. A brilliant listen.

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Fabulous

Beautifully written, I absolutely loved how honest and real this book is so much I feel compelled to write a review which I’ve never done before!

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