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The Scorned Lonely Woman That Only Wanted Romance
- Narrated by: Samuel Schwarz
- Length: 23 mins
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Summary
This is the violent and bloody story about a lonely, ugly woman. She brought a bottle of fine scotch, 200 dollars cash, and a deep dish Chicago pizza to her local homeless shelter in the attempt to seduce a homeless man for a night of romance. Unfortunately, not even the homeless can be bribed, due to her ugliness.
©2017 Jeffrey Dale Jeschke (P)2017 Jeffrey Dale Jeschke
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