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The Little Black Book of Marriage Wisdom

Quotes on Weddings, Divorce, & Happily Ever After

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The Little Black Book of Marriage Wisdom

By: Mike Kowis
Narrated by: RC Heinz
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This amusing and thought-provoking book contains a huge collection of marriage quotes from Ann Landers, Dr. Suess, Zig Ziglar, Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Twain, Oprah Winfrey, and many more. It is intended for anyone looking for laughs or words of wisdom regarding their engagement, wedding, anniversary, or divorce. Words from comedians, religious leaders, celebrities, politicians, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 519 memorable, bite-sized quotations about weddings, divorce, and happily ever after.

For those contemplating holy matrimony, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational marriage quotes from some of history’s greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq.

Chapters include:

Introduction

Famous Sayings

Wisecracks

The Big Day

Wedding Toasts

By Definition

True Love

Til Death Do Us Part

Best Friends

Success

Anniversaries

Never!

Divorce

Religious Teachings

Happily Ever After

Miscellaneous Conclusion

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”– Will Ferrell

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”– Rita Rudner

“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.”– Dave Meurer

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.– Ben Franklin

MIKE KOWIS, ESQ. is a corporate tax attorney, business law professor, frequent speaker, and award-winning author. He has written several nonfiction books, including THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF RETIREMENT WISDOM: Amusing Quotes for Retirees. Mike earned a bachelor’s degree plus two law degrees and currently practices tax law in Texas. For more information, please visit mikekowis.com.

©2024 Patrick M Kowis Jr (P)2024 Patrick M Kowis Jr
Comedy & Humour Love, Dating & Attraction Marriage & Long-Term Partnerships Sociology Wedding Marriage Celebrity Divorce Comedy Wisdom
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