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  • The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

  • By: Robert Sears
  • Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
  • Length: 32 mins
  • 3.8 out of 5 stars (40 ratings)

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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

By: Robert Sears
Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
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Summary

What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books
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Clearly the Poet Philosopher of our age

Markus Aureleous lives on. These poems only cover the first year, we need the complete annoyed works


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You'll have to admit he is an hero of all times

This shows somewhat the character of the author; some crude, some blunt, some opinionated thoughts, in other words fairly interesting.

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The sincerity

The best poet in the world ever….. nobody has ever been a better poet or president…… you’re fired

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Genius work that is truly revelatory of the man

Sayings of Trump
Like bouquets from New York
(Flowers are great women love them but always go big)
Some of them may be bad poems I don't know
I'm a businessman and im a great great reader
A lot of people aren't aware of that

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Hilarious

I really enjoyed this, a nice short listen I can focus on. I’m currently in hospital with a broken ankle, and it made me laugh out loud.

My only criticism is that the formatting is wrong. Several of the poems overlap chapters, and a few of the haikus haven’t been given their own chapter at all.

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Rubbish

Had to switch off. Could not stand Jon Culshaws terrible Trump impersonation.
However, some people may like it.
If I could've given zero stars I would have.
Maybe I should have previewed it first. 🤣

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32 minutes. 32 minutes ffs.

Cannot believe we're charged this amount of money for thirty two minutes. Is this real?

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