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Sh-t My Dad Says
- Narrated by: Sean Schemmel
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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Summary
The worldwide Twitter sensation: a brilliant new comic voice, and a 100% real father-son relationship that makes Steptoe and Son look healthy....
'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me….'
Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and 'this is the sort of shit he says':
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- StumpyMum
- 13-04-13
Sxxt my Dad says
This is a funny book. You'll quote bits to your family, even the cringeworthy bits and especially to my teenage son.
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- JK
- 26-10-16
Brilliant.
I listened to this book in one go and I think I'll do it again. The book was read well by Schemmel, the impression of his dad was funny but it's obviously what his dad says that made me laugh the most, especially about him finding the porn tape and why he was taking a girl to Vegas.
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- Pamela
- 24-08-10
Hilarious
This is such a great book. It will have you laughing out loud I guarantee you. I've listened to this twice now and will no doubt listen again on a rainy day. Mr Halpern is such a great character! His wisdom knows no bounds!!!!
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- Phillippa Spong
- 11-08-18
Brilliant
Hilarious, such an enjoyable thing to listen to. Many giggles, and many chuckles were shared throughout this audible. Would Recommend.
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- Lyn
- 23-12-12
Genuine laugh out loud book.
I ordered this on a whim, and have listened to it 3 times. The laughs keep coming and the genuine affection that the two main 'characters' have for one another really comes across. Hilariously funny and warm, I'm pretty sure I will return to this book time and time again.
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- Steven
- 24-04-18
funny and honest!!
listend to in one go. I'm sure most will relate to at least some of this book. Maybe not as colourful, but with moments of laugh out loud and moments to cringe!!
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- Zackr
- 01-01-18
I must say, his dad is the best
It felt amazing to read this book. You can pick so many lessons from this book and at the same time, have a lot of laughs.
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- J
- 16-07-19
2019 Review- 5*
Very funny in parts. Well worth listening to. Quite sweary, but in a funny way. Definitely wouldn't have it on out loud if younger ones are about.
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- Natalie Collis
- 29-03-19
Brilliant
This audible book was Absolutely brilliant!!! So good, I’m going to listen to it again!! God damn it!
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- Rebecca
- 06-08-10
Surprisingly touching
This book was not only really very funny at times, smacking of anyone's parents or grandparents and the general hilarious nonsense they delight in imparting in the name of wisdom, it was also a touching autobiography.
The relationship between Justin and his Dad is obviously a loving one, and a lot of the comedy is created through his Dad's attempts to educate or support Justin, whether it be an ill-advised spell as a little league coach or a sex-ed conversation gone wrong in front of a bunch of hungover jocks in the local Dennys. In between the often even unbelievable things that Justin's Dad says, which will not fail to raise a smile, there are things that he says which also strike a chord. Especially touching is the love for his wife and children that comes across so strongly despite his cantankerous and short-tempered outbursts that made his fame.
You should have a listen to this, it's good.
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