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Okay, but Try Not to Murder Anyone

By: Eric Vall
Narrated by: C.C. Thompson, JD Tanner
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Summary

My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet.

The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower.

The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.

The worse news: I have no idea how to handle my new power, and I’m going to have to defeat the bad guys without hurting anyone who doesn’t deserve it.

Disclaimer: This is a slow-burn harem series.

©2021 Eric Vall (P)2024 Eric Vall
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