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  • Danger Is Everywhere

  • A Handbook for Avoiding Danger
  • By: David O'Doherty
  • Narrated by: David O'Doherty
  • Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (62 ratings)

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Danger Is Everywhere

By: David O'Doherty
Narrated by: David O'Doherty
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Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.

Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes, it does. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. Does it include amazing sound effects and music composed by Doctor Noel Zone himself? Yes, it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.
©2014 David O'Doherty (P)2014 Penguin Audio
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Chuckles all round!

I listened to this book with my nephew and niece who are 11 and 10 respectively and we all enjoyed learning how to keep ourselves save in such a dangerous world. It made our journey time whizz by and by the end we were delighted to pass out exam to become FODs (Level 1). The performance is engaging and I appreciated the effort that had gone into adapting the book into an audiobook with music and sound effects. It really was very amusing. I would say that my nephlets were the perfect age, however. Their cousins, aged 7 and 9 had less patience with the acronyms and the lack of fighting. Otherwise, I whole-heartedly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys chuckling.

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AAAA

DANGER Thair is a toothbrush in front of the sink because DANGER IS EVRYWHERE aaaaaaaa

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A bit dangerous, but safer if you're lying down

My kids all have their DOD and listen to this over and over.. They love it! Here's hoping for sequels

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Danger

:) it was amazing I loved it. It was very funny because none of these actually work

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Danger is everywhere

I mean yolo so listen I'm sad that it's briged but over than that awesome:)

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Everything!!!!!

I've enjoyed every single sound of the audio book and loved the storys.Oh, so great 😀❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

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Amazing book!

Danger is everywhere is and amazing book and an amazing book series, being hilarious and well read.

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epic amazing story

read it it is amazing I love it 😂😂😂🤩 epicly awesome best book ever made

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God bless amarica

Good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good nice book very Funny bro is a lil long but bruh who care-s

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Family fun

So fun to listen to together, would make a great animated mini series! More if the same David!

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