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Alonzo

By: JA Huss
Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
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Summary

Tara

Lonnie Derringer is a filthy-mouthed, dirty-talking, long-distance fling. (That's been going on for two years.)

I know, I know. That's not a fling. This might be getting serious. I think about him all the time. I look forward to our quickie lunch dates and the way he whispers in my ear every night from 2,000 miles away. He's the best boyfriend I never had.

Until I find out his name isn't Lonnie, it's Alonzo.

Until I find out he's not some boring accountant with a dead-end job, he's a six-foot-four, yoked-out, tatted-up fisherman who never wears a shirt! That's right, girls. He's been catfishing me online for two...freaking...years!

And then he becomes more than just the best boyfriend I've never had. He becomes my target.

Alonzo

Tara Tanner is the perfect long-distance girlfriend who lives in the Land of Far, Far Away. She's a blonde, bookish bundle of sexy-overachiever. A wicked little siren with a filthy mind and an eye for pencil skirts. And every time I ask her to "send-me-a-pic-or-it-never-happened" she goes above and beyond.

She is, quite simply, the most perfect woman I've ever had the pleasure to never meet.

I didn't set out to lie to her and I didn't expect to meet her. But one day she shows up at my house, and guess what? She wasn't the only one being catfished for two years.

Because she's not who she said she was either.

Alonzo is the fourth book in the Bossy Brothers series, but this is a standalone book and you do not need to listen to all the books in the series to thoroughly enjoy Alonzo!

Includes a special bonus note from the author.

Alonzo can be heard as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone story and features a sexy game of guess-who between a librarian obsessed with pencil skirts and a fisherman tatted up with mermaids. It's a long-distance fling filled with dirty-talking, sexy selfies, and safely hidden secrets...until it isn't. Until the day they meet and realize.... Love in the Land of fake Far, Far Away can't ever compare to the real thing.

©2020 JA Huss (P)2020 Podium Audio
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love this series ❤️

wow totally captivated byvthis whole story. love how all the books tell a story.

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Damnnn.. I’m in love ♥️

Loved this story. I loved all the series so far, with a huge ♥️ for Joey story. But going into the Dumas wolds.. Damn, I absolutely didn’t expect that. Alonzo is just not what I expected him to be, and dammmnnnnn, I have another crush 😍

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brilliant

as the series has gone on I'm getting more involved and this story was great I loved it , the families are becoming more connected and I love that and Jesse is in this one just makes me smile I love his character

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fantastic

loved this book so funny and so creative and the voices are so great they bring the srory to life well done x

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AMAZING!!

JA Huss is always amazing and Jacob & Erin were fantastic! I loved everything about this book!!

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Brilliant!

Funny, sexy, intriguing, but, most of all a fantastic way to spend time with words in your ears! I am loving this series and each audio has been narrated by incredible artists, this being no exception. Just brilliant!💖💖💖💖💖

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What a twist!!!

Love love love it!!! Such a great twist at the end, really enjoying this series.

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really enjoyable

in usual fantastic J A Huss style you are taken through a rough ride but a fantastic twist at the end. well worth a listen/read

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Highly Entertaining

Oh Alonzo - I know that all your lies are going to blow up in your face, it’s inevitable. Why, why, why? And yes, if you’ve read the previous Bossy Brothers books, you like me, will be dying to know what The Dumas family fishing business really is. Added in the mix we also have Jesse taking space in this book, and let me tell you, he is hilarious. I loved him. Now back to Alonzo and Tara, both with secrets, some bigger than others. Two totally compatible people that have a brilliant connection, not sure where they thought this ‘relationship’ would go, but I can guarantee it wasn’t with them living happily ever after. Highly entertaining, extremely sexy, and narrated brilliantly by Jacob Morgan and Erin Mallon.

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